Crime Doesn't Have an Address and Your Tits Won't Quit

So I went in to sign my lease

the apartment manager sat down with me and I noticed the massive cleavage spilling out of her blouse

and she was wearing that one blouse where the button is dead center of the cleavage

straining to keep those fun bags from splilling out all over the place

it reminded me of Miss Elizabeth's job in the Mega Powers


just replace Liz with a button

and Hulk and Randy with real boobs instead of the boobs they are

ZING!

anywho, when she sat down her tits were level with the table

actually one of her tits was holding a page down

while the other one was pointing to the important clauses of the lease

then I swear to God

a third one handed me a pen to sign the lease

then she gave me some speech on the security gate and crime

at one point she said, "Crime doesn't have an address"

I didn't hear all of the speech because I was staring at her breasts

but that last line caught my attention

and I'm pretty sure she caught me checking out her "girls"

so it kinda went like this

Her: "blah blah blah blah...crime has no address."
pause
Me-shakes head
"I'm sorry what?"

Anybody Want a Season Three Update?

it's still not ready

ha ha ha

now just to let you guys know

anytime I'm at Raul's house I try to get him to work on it

but he's always drunk!!

or hung over

so I kinda took it upon myself to work on it a little bit

so my days off are Monday and Tuesday

while Raul goes off to work I'm at his house trying to add the finishing touches on this thing

what I've done is gone through all of his videos and picked out some clips here and there that showcases us at our best ( or worse) that will be thrown in between the chapters

when Raul got home I showed him the clips I picked that needed to be edited down

he said "it's too early in the week to be watching this."

then he said he was getting a headache while watching them

you see what I have to work with?

next I'm trying to create a mosaic style chapter for Pink Floyd's Wish You were here

I've gone through the hundreds and hundreds of pictures that Raul has selecting the best pics that goes with this chapter

I've cropped them and they are all gonna be on screen all at once comic book style

u guys are gonna love this one

we were trying to work on the dissolves but Raul's computer crashed and he didn't save it

then he never tried to do it again

so that's when I went and started picking out the definitive pictures and crop them myself

this is my case

My point in writing this is so Raul might read this and get a fire lit under his ass

because this is all true and we are waiting patiently for this

also,

because this is the absolute final Season

with that said I have a project that I am working on

I'm gonna start V-logging

to compliment my written blogs

I've already started getting some pretty good stuff on my HD camera

I'm gonna keep rolling all Fall and Winter

then edit them so I'll have a few episode ready to go

they'll come out in 2011

I asked for some help in naming it

I got some decent ones but some really terrible ones

let's see

Paulie wanted me to call it "The V-deos"
Kevin at work said "Life on the V List"
Duper's was "After Hours"
I can't remember whose was "The Whiskey Diaries"

I kinda like that one

in the end I named it

Big V TV

so stay tuned

but before I release them we have to finish Season three

don't worry kids

it will be well worth the wait

trust me