Because God was too busy to help...

so after having one hell of a night with the triple H beers

I was running some errands the next day

I get a call on my mobile

so I don't like to talk on my phone while I'm driving

I usually pull over and talk

that puts me in some strange places

so this time I'm on the side of a strip mall

I'm sitting on the ground when I see a guy come walking at me pretty fast

he stops on the other side of me and lights a cigarette

I finish my phone call and look at him and start up a conversation

why not

I'm still a little drunk and now a little hung over

so this is our conversation:

V: "How's it going?"

guy: "Man, I'm pissed."

V: "I can see that." "What's wrong?"

he starts to explain his problem

it revolves around a person

so when he finishes I say

"well, what are you gonna do about it?"

guy:" I'm gonna violently silence him (the guy that did him wrong)!"

I let him finish

guy " I'm gonna strangle him and I won't even break a sweat!"

I look down at the ground and I say,

"I think you should."

"Because talk is cheap, and think how good that will feel."

"And no one will ever fuck with you again."

I look up at him and he's staring directly at me

he takes a long drag off his cigarette and tosses it and walks away quickly

I think he went to go do it

instead of a guardian angel

he got me

because God was too busy to help

ok here's a bonus story

so I'm at the Wal-Mart the other day and I'm looking at the magazines

I come across a WWe best of 2008 issue

there's a poster in there that was really cool

so I decided I was going to steal it

I just felt like stealing

but listen to the way that I did it

instead of hiding it under my shirt or somewhere else

I decided that Wal-Mart was going to hand it over to me

So I go and grab a bag of cat food

When I go to check out I pull the poster out from under my arm

While the cashier is bagging the cat food

I hand her the poster and tell her," I brought this in to see what size frame I need."

"but they're all too big, can you put this in the bag for me?"

she does and I walk out with stolen merchandise

past the guard at the door

who I say hello, goodbye to on the way out

but now that I have the poster I don't know what size frame I need

The Wrestler

so I really enjoyed myself Saturday

I was basically all alone

first my brother was out of town visiting friends

I already went out with Sharpie that Friday

I'm not quite yet Gentleman's rommate

although we have been approved

and it was a Raul free weekend

so I went to see the Wrestler

first though

I had to go to the theater on 6th street

that was the only place that was showing it at midnight

it was wierd walking down that street without my posse

everybody was drunk and falling down around me

I kept wishing someone would start shit with me

but they wouldn't

everyone was actually nice to me

a few people kept me company on my way to the theater

they couldn't believe I was sober and going to a movie on 6th street

so I get there and they're showing clips from wwe

Ric Flair and Hogan and stuff

that was cool

the movie itself was alright

it was good not great

but it was very familiar

with the bingo hall wrestling

and the strip clubs

ha I know those worlds very well

the walk back to the truck was as interesting as the walk to the theater

maybe more so

because the bars were closing and all the drunks were on the street

again I wished someone would start something with me

again they were all nice to me

drunk, but nice

that was quite an experience

chock that up as a new first for me

that's one for '09

The Big V reborn

So I went and joined a blogging site

I had too

I realized if I didn't I would forget all the cool crazy shit that happens in my life

and it cuts through all the bull shit of myspace

I had too many strangers as friends on that thing

but I know that a lot of you all loved to read these things

I wonder how long this blog will stay a secret

well I'm gonna get some pics from Raul so I can write about my first day of this new year

you guys are gonna love it