A Family Reunion

now keep in mind this story takes place 3 days after I was mauled by a giant

back in the day the family(Carrie KAte Chris and myself) used have the hardest time taking a picture with all four of us in it

it was a while before that actually happened

now and days its even harder for the four of us to actually be in the same room together

but one Friday that happend

it was a nice reunion

Family core was there as well as Gentleman Tyson and Raul

here's a quicky:

Gentleman gave me a hug in the kitchen and while he was walking back to the table I kept staring at him

all of a sudden his legs went wobbley kinda like the scarecrow learning to walk

he almost fell out of the window

he yells" what the hell was that?"
"My legs stopped working, I almost fell out of the goddamn window!"

he turned around I was still staring at him

he said, "did you do that?"

Sharpie says "probably, me and Tuna have that power."

I denied it

anyway everything was going great

Tyson wanted me to buy the Hurricane beers

I did and it made the Gentleman cringe

the usual happened but then all over a sudden it got wild

Raul went nuts

he just got really drunk and snapped

what he was doing was going around and grabbing people

a little inapproriately

it was like he worked at a doorknob factory and was the inspector

and his hair was all frizzed out and out of control

it made him look like a savage beast

at one point he grabbed me by the waist and lifted me straight up, then fell back with me in the air

in the wrestling world this move is called a flap jack it looks like this:
he did it with out the second guy

anyway Tyson said while I was in the air I looked at them and said,"oh this is gonna hurt"

KAte said I never dropped my beer

If my bones already were not powder they would have definitely broken

anyway he got out of the house and I chased him down

he knocked me around and just about all of my wounds re-opened

that was the first time I was bleeding out of the same wounds

later I got scabs on my scabs

anyway I had everyone go into the rooms

KAte Tyson and Sharpie were in my room

I told them,"when I leave, shut this door, and no matter what you hear don't open it."

they agreed then Kate tells me they looked for the shotgun

they were afraid that I took it out with me

ha ha ha could you imagine

you hear a shotgun blast and then I come back and say"ok you can come out now"

man could you imagine all the blood and hair that would leave

but they were curious and and they would crack the door

Raul would see them and make a break for them

I would keep him away

and got tossed around in the process

it was a nightmare

next day the hurricane had hit Tyson pretty bad

we went down a road with a beautiful view

we all sighed and took in the view, Tyson needed to throw us so we pulled over

I can just imagine the picture of that beautiful view with Tyson leaning over and puking

anyway Gentleman was driving and that's when we found out how bad a driver he is

his turns were making Tyson sicker

Kate said" Gentleman you're a horible driver, I wish Erik was driving "

that's pretty bad

if you knew how much Kate dislikes The Madnes' driving

anyway my Wolverine recovering powers kicked in and I was 100% in the next few days