Wanted...One Photog

You know, I once had my own personal photog

I forget his name

but we were aquantances for about 18 years

and he became my own personal papparazi for the past six years

well last year I had to let him go

and I was looking through the old pics and realize that all of these are ...well...old

I need a new photog

no experience necessary

it's on the job training

I promise you

I'm the only one that gets hurt

mostly

and I also promise

you'll love the work environment