My First Bear Blog, That Ends With a Turkey

I appreciate the fact that there are two distinct reactions when encountering a bear

depending on if it's a grizzly or a black bear,

you either fight back

or you play dead


can you say antithesis?

so how about this?

if you can't remeber

what if you start to fight back

fake a heart attack midway

play dead

then come back from the dead

and fight back again

you think the bear would freak out and leave?

that's a plan for those who frequently get things wrong

speaking of which,

I've been meaning to comment on the new Wild Turkey bottles

although I no longer drink this stuff (it's a young man's drink)

there are no more excuses for buying the wrong one anymore

too many people must have been playin dead instead of fightin back