but this one cracked me up
and I personally know the offender
but for the protection of the innocent I won't reveal names
so anyway former KAVU weekend meteorologist Kurt Jonston told me a few months ago
he said he was driving around Austin and was feeling the bubble guts
he was cramping something awful
he knew it was not gonna be good
it was the screaming shits
so he needed to find a spot quick
and I won't say where he decided to land his chocolate starfish for legal reasons
so anyways he stops in at the Bookpeople bookstore at 603 North Lamar Boulevard
Austin, TX 78703
he says he stopped there because he knew there was gonna be nice restrooms there
so he's running to the restroom and knows it's gonna be a photo finish
he gets to the restroom and opens a stall door
as he's pulling his pants and shorts down he notices the toilet lid is covered with piss
well he's in full "Backing the big brown motor home out of the garage" mode
and he doesn't have time to pick another stall
so his answer is to shit while hovering over the toilet bowl
the only problem is his aim is off and the pressure was a little greater than expected
so the force of holding in this growler sprayed the back end of the toilet
it immediately makes Kurt laugh and of course makes him bend over further
and the laughing produces some extra firepower
now with his ass pointed higher he is now spaying shit all over the wall behind him
still laughing
and probably gagging a little too
he finishes and cleans up
and gets the hell out of Dodge
now we all know we get grossed out when we see a floater left in a public restroom
can you imagine the poor bastard that walked in on all this shit?
anyway you're welcome
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