the pic of the sundown was done with my iphone...i couldnt sleep last night so i replaced the battery pack with a new high performance...
dilithium crystal...swapped out the optics with a miniaturized custom Zeiss lens that i resized and interfaced into the iphone casing...
after making the necessary modifications to the autofocusing modulators and then retrofitted a professional grade stabilizer to ensure...
picture clarity and enhance color saturation via a double drop coil transducer that feeds into a highly modified memory chip that i...
tricked out with a 100GB capacity that uses technology that i picked up when i was working on the Hubble space Telescope back when i was...
still working with NASA...anyhoo...long story short...my iphone totally kicks ass...and i am now incorporating a swiss army knife into...
the casing...should be done with that soon...it will probably be the only swiss army iphone with a Dilithium Crystal in existence...
when completed i will sell it on ebay to raise research money for my new laboratory project which is classified as Top Secret. word
he then goes on:
oh no...i think i screwed up..i made the antenna too strong..just got a collect call from Saturn and Jupiter..at least it wasnt from Uranus.
and finally:
morning folks..slept in today until 7..then i heard some noise outside...i count 22 space ships parked in my front yard..gonna check it out.
I'm sorry but that's funny
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah!
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