One of the Damndest Story I've ever Heard

So, I was hanging out with a friend and her dad

we were sitting in his man-cave shootin' the shit

she says, "dad tell Vincent the story about Buba"
here's that story


when the dad was a young punk

he used to lie cheat and steal

him and his no good street toughs knew a guy that worked in a jewelry store

Buba

whenever the guys needed some cash

they would convince Buba to steal some jewelry or cash from the store

Buba was always nervous about doing it though

nonetheless, he would always do it

well, eventually some of that stuff is gonna go missing

and the boss was pissed

the boss was gonna catch the bastard that had been stealing from him

he went as far as to set up a lie detector test and was gonna make all the employees take it

Buba freaks out

he tells the dad it's all over

he was gonna have to quit the job

the dad as his friends tell Buba ,"bullshit, you're gonna pass the test."

Buba asks how

they tell him

"We're gonna get you high as fuck"

now, Buba had never been high before

and while most people are paranoid when they get high

the first time you do get high, you just enjoy the ride

so the guys get Buba high

Buba takes the test

afterwards, the dad asks Buba how it all went

Buba was the only employee that passed

every other employee  failed

they made Buba a manager