I've been especially meaning to tell this story for the longest time
and I won't mention any names again to prevent incrimination
so yesterday I get a text asking if I want to go to the FUN FUN FUN FEst
I just got off of work and have not slept yet from my previous night with Paulie the Bull in Austin
so times are tight and arrangements are made for me to take a flask into this music fest
it's full of my favorite rum
I sneak it in and now we're drinking rum
then Heineken
and now we're smoking pot
and more Heineken
now shrooms
and then MGMT takes the stage