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Wednesday, December 26, 2012
Monday, December 24, 2012
Saturday, December 22, 2012
Saturday, December 15, 2012
Tuesday, December 4, 2012
Monday, November 26, 2012
Saturday, November 24, 2012
Market Days
So, about two weeks ago Kate the Great calls me up on a Sat and tells me she wants to do some daytime drinking
so, we stop at the liquor store and buy a pouch of rum punch
all you need is a cup of ice and you're good to go
you should look into it
so, we get our drinks and head downtown
Kate is already high as balls when she picks me up
so, we stop at the liquor store and buy a pouch of rum punch
all you need is a cup of ice and you're good to go
you should look into it
so, we get our drinks and head downtown
Kate is already high as balls when she picks me up
Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Friday, November 16, 2012
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there." -American Psycho
Friday, November 9, 2012
Friday, November 2, 2012
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
So, The Joker Returns...
I don't remember the last time I got involved in an ongoing story in comics
but I know it was over 20 years ago
I follow DC comics on twitter
and they've been hyping this story arc
told through 25 issues branching over the entire Batman family
I've got the prologue and 1st part right here next to me
the covers are awesome
I feel like a kid again
but I know it was over 20 years ago
I follow DC comics on twitter
and they've been hyping this story arc
told through 25 issues branching over the entire Batman family
I've got the prologue and 1st part right here next to me
the covers are awesome
I feel like a kid again
Monday, October 8, 2012
A Thought From Mom
I was having dinner with my folks
this was my mom's conversation
Mom- "Tonight they're showing Steel Magnolias."
"The new one."
"They made an all black version of the original."
she then cut into her dinner and paused for a second then said with a laugh
"that took courage."
this was my mom's conversation
Mom- "Tonight they're showing Steel Magnolias."
"The new one."
"They made an all black version of the original."
she then cut into her dinner and paused for a second then said with a laugh
"that took courage."
Thursday, October 4, 2012
Best Birthday Buddies Rainbow Donkey Dick
so Sat I turn 38
excuse me, I mean 31
but this year there's a twist
Tuesday, October 2, 2012
Monday, October 1, 2012
Friday, September 28, 2012
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Thursday, September 20, 2012
The Second Greatest use of Horns in a Song Ever
Ladies and Gentlemen
the late, great, Miss Amy Winehouse
Valerie
the late, great, Miss Amy Winehouse
Valerie
Monday, September 17, 2012
Sam & Dave-Can't You Find Another Way (Of Doing It)
The best damn horns I ever heard in a song
they're just so damn tight
if this don't move ya
you dead baby
d-e-d
they're just so damn tight
if this don't move ya
you dead baby
d-e-d
Friday, September 14, 2012
One of the Damndest Story I've ever Heard
So, I was hanging out with a friend and her dad
we were sitting in his man-cave shootin' the shit
she says, "dad tell Vincent the story about Buba"
we were sitting in his man-cave shootin' the shit
she says, "dad tell Vincent the story about Buba"
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
Wednesday, August 29, 2012
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Tuesday, August 21, 2012
Saturday, August 18, 2012
Sunday, August 12, 2012
Friday, August 10, 2012
Thursday, August 9, 2012
An Official Great American Beer Off VII Story
-WARNING-
this one's kinda dirty
and I'm sure to offend
you've been warned
this one's kinda dirty
and I'm sure to offend
you've been warned
Wednesday, August 8, 2012
You Guys Like Hotdogs?
Well, then you need to go to Sam's Town casino and resort in Shreveport Louisiana
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Sunday, August 5, 2012
Saturday, August 4, 2012
200th
Hello All!!!
According to the stats, this here is my 200th post
so, Happy Birthday to me
I've missed this site
It's good to be back
According to the stats, this here is my 200th post
so, Happy Birthday to me
I've missed this site
It's good to be back
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Monday, July 16, 2012
Sunday, June 10, 2012
Just to not be a Complete A-Hole...
I won't be on this site too much from here on out
it's for reasons I'd rather not get into
rather personal
it's for reasons I'd rather not get into
rather personal
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Sunday, May 27, 2012
Saturday, May 26, 2012
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
My First Bear Blog, That Ends With a Turkey
I appreciate the fact that there are two distinct reactions when encountering a bear
depending on if it's a grizzly or a black bear,
you either fight back
or you play dead
depending on if it's a grizzly or a black bear,
you either fight back
or you play dead
Monday, May 21, 2012
Sunday, May 20, 2012
Tuesday, May 8, 2012
Monday, May 7, 2012
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Epic Austin Trip II
So the plan is for all this to happen in the next two days in Austin
the follow up to the Kate, Travis, and V Austin trip during March (which I'm working on that episode right now)
the follow up to the Kate, Travis, and V Austin trip during March (which I'm working on that episode right now)
Sunday, April 29, 2012
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
I Gotta Tell This Story...
It's about my cat Jack
I've never seen a cat do this before
so Jack is in the front yard and keeps looking up at a bird sitting in a nest way at the top of a tree
I've never seen a cat do this before
so Jack is in the front yard and keeps looking up at a bird sitting in a nest way at the top of a tree
Thursday, April 19, 2012
Legendary musician Levon Helm dies at age 71
On a Thursday
back in 2008
in Indio California
Kate the Great and myself took the stage and sang our version of this song to the wonderful people of Coachella
thanks for the music
Shine on Levon...
back in 2008
in Indio California
Kate the Great and myself took the stage and sang our version of this song to the wonderful people of Coachella
thanks for the music
Shine on Levon...
Thursday, April 12, 2012
Happy Birthday Dad!
So, it's my dad's 71st birthday
I was talking with him and he asked me, "Have I ever played catch with you?"
I told him, "I don't think so."
we've tossed the football around when I was a kid
but never baseball
I was never into sports
I was talking with him and he asked me, "Have I ever played catch with you?"
I told him, "I don't think so."
we've tossed the football around when I was a kid
but never baseball
I was never into sports
Wednesday, April 11, 2012
Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Worst House Sitter Ever...
It seems like it's been a while since I've told a story on here
I've just been posting random shit on this site
I mean, what's up with that dead bird?
anyway, I've been cracking up thinking about this story in my head
I've just been posting random shit on this site
I mean, what's up with that dead bird?
anyway, I've been cracking up thinking about this story in my head
Friday, April 6, 2012
Thursday, April 5, 2012
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Don't Try This at Home... or Do, I Don't Care
From NOLA.com:
“According to St. Charles Parish Sheriff Greg Champagne, Stephen A. Arceneaux had gathered with friends at a home on Murray Hill Drive to watch the pay-per-view event “Wrestlemania 28″ on television when he and a 14-year-old cousin began to wrestle on an inflated mattress on the floor. The juvenile, who is 5 feet, 6 inches tall and weighs 110 pounds, placed his arm around the neck of Arceneaux, who was 5 feet, 10 inches tall and weighed 220 pounds, in a move commonly known as a “rear naked choke hold” for 30 to 40 seconds.
Witnesses reported that Arceneaux said he would not give up or “tap out.”
But at some point, someone noticed that Arceneaux was turning blue and told the youngster to release the hold. When he did, witnesses realized that Arceneaux had stopped breathing and dialed 911, shortly after 10 p.m.
Arceneaux’s girlfriend tried to revive him with CPR. He was transported to St. Charles Parish Hospital, where he was pronounced dead.
Champagne said the investigation is continuing. No arrests have been made.”
That dude will never know who's better,
The Rock or Cena
“According to St. Charles Parish Sheriff Greg Champagne, Stephen A. Arceneaux had gathered with friends at a home on Murray Hill Drive to watch the pay-per-view event “Wrestlemania 28″ on television when he and a 14-year-old cousin began to wrestle on an inflated mattress on the floor. The juvenile, who is 5 feet, 6 inches tall and weighs 110 pounds, placed his arm around the neck of Arceneaux, who was 5 feet, 10 inches tall and weighed 220 pounds, in a move commonly known as a “rear naked choke hold” for 30 to 40 seconds.
Witnesses reported that Arceneaux said he would not give up or “tap out.”
But at some point, someone noticed that Arceneaux was turning blue and told the youngster to release the hold. When he did, witnesses realized that Arceneaux had stopped breathing and dialed 911, shortly after 10 p.m.
Arceneaux’s girlfriend tried to revive him with CPR. He was transported to St. Charles Parish Hospital, where he was pronounced dead.
Champagne said the investigation is continuing. No arrests have been made.”
That dude will never know who's better,
The Rock or Cena
Sunday, April 1, 2012
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