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Saturday, December 22, 2012

One of my All Time Favorite Christmas Cartoons

Story Time!!

Ok this happened about three weeks ago

I was helping my friend, Kate the Great move

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Monday, November 26, 2012

I'd Like to Apologize in Advance for this Post

this post is a mature situation

you've been warned

Saturday, November 24, 2012

That's a Mature Situation


Market Days

So, about two weeks ago Kate the Great calls me up on a Sat and tells me she wants to do some daytime drinking

so, we stop at the liquor store and buy a pouch of rum punch

all you need is a cup of ice and you're good to go

you should look into it

so, we get our drinks and head downtown

Kate is already high as balls when she picks me up

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there." -American Psycho

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

I find it amusing that I still go missing

but don't worry,

I usually check in after three days

if it goes longer than three days

then you should worry

unless I'm just having too much fun

then just leave me be

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

So, The Joker Returns...

I don't remember the last time I got involved in an ongoing story in comics

but I know it was over 20 years ago

I follow DC comics on twitter

and they've been hyping this story arc

told through 25 issues branching over the entire Batman family

I've got the prologue and 1st part right here next to me

the covers are awesome

I feel like a kid again


Monday, October 8, 2012

A Thought From Mom

I was having dinner with my folks

this was my mom's conversation

Mom- "Tonight they're showing Steel Magnolias."
 "The new one."
"They made an all black version of the original."

she then cut into her dinner and paused for a second then said with a laugh

"that took courage."

 

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Best Birthday Buddies Rainbow Donkey Dick


so Sat I turn 38

excuse me, I mean 31

but this year there's a twist

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Hello U.K.

Man, I had a surge of hits from the U.K. Hello United Kingdom!

Thursday, September 20, 2012

The Second Greatest use of Horns in a Song Ever

Ladies and Gentlemen

the late, great, Miss Amy Winehouse

Valerie

Monday, September 17, 2012

Sam & Dave-Can't You Find Another Way (Of Doing It)

The best damn horns I ever heard in a song

they're just so damn tight

if this don't move ya

you dead baby

d-e-d

Friday, September 14, 2012

One of the Damndest Story I've ever Heard

So, I was hanging out with a friend and her dad

we were sitting in his man-cave shootin' the shit

she says, "dad tell Vincent the story about Buba"

A Good, Ol' Fashion

Hold on

I haven't written a good old fashion blog in a while

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Thursday, August 9, 2012

An Official Great American Beer Off VII Story

-WARNING-

this one's kinda dirty

and I'm sure to offend

you've been warned

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

You Guys Like Hotdogs?

Well, then you need to go to Sam's Town casino and resort in Shreveport Louisiana

Sunday, August 5, 2012

Saturday, August 4, 2012

200th

Hello All!!!

According to the stats, this here is my 200th post

so, Happy Birthday to me

I've missed this site

It's good to be back

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Just to not be a Complete A-Hole...

I won't be on this site too much from here on out

it's for reasons I'd rather not get into

rather personal

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

H-Town Hijinks

Def change it to the highest quality

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

My First Bear Blog, That Ends With a Turkey

I appreciate the fact that there are two distinct reactions when encountering a bear

depending on if it's a grizzly or a black bear,

you either fight back

or you play dead

Monday, May 21, 2012

You Guys Wanna Hear my Battleship Jokes?

So Paulie and I went to a midnight release of the major motion picture show, Battleship

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Are You Crying????

So I work in television

don't get excited

It's a news station

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Epic Austin Trip I

My Mom has no Internal Dialouge

She was watching Predators

I heard her say aloud to herself

"Man, you're no match for an alien."

I'm not sure who she was telling that to

but she does have a point

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Epic Austin Trip II

So the plan is for all this to happen in the next two days in Austin

the follow up to the Kate, Travis, and V Austin trip during March (which I'm working on that episode right now)

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Yet Another First

I've had wine before

a few glasses here and there

it's never really been for me

well, thanks to Travis

last night I bought and drank my first bottle of wine

all by myself

I love this wine

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Um..............................................


no

Summer Movies, Summer Movies!!!

I Gotta Tell This Story...

It's about my cat Jack

I've never seen a cat do this before

so Jack is in the front yard and keeps looking up at a bird sitting in a nest way at the top of a tree

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Legendary musician Levon Helm dies at age 71

On a Thursday

back in 2008

in Indio California

Kate the Great and myself took the stage and sang our version of this song to the wonderful people of Coachella

thanks for the music

Shine on Levon...

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Happy Birthday Dad!

So, it's my dad's 71st birthday

I was talking with him and he asked me, "Have I ever played catch with you?"

I told him, "I don't think so."

we've tossed the football around when I was a kid

but never baseball

I was never into sports

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

The MWE Emperor 1510

MWE's more affordable version of their $50k game & workstation, supporting a trio of computer monitors and boasting glare-reducing LED lighting, a Bose surround-sound system, and a reclining chair with everything from USB inputs to an in-seat sub-woofer.


This is stupid.

Worst House Sitter Ever...

It seems like it's been a while since I've told a story on here

I've just been posting random shit on this site

I mean, what's up with that dead bird?

anyway, I've been cracking up thinking about this story in my head


Thursday, April 5, 2012

I Want This...

with Kodak declaring bankruptcy

it might be time to trade up

 HD HERO2

 Wearable and gear mountable

waterproof

 able to capture wide-angle 1080p video

11MP photos

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Well, What's Next?

I haven't forgot about this...

May 3rd Austin,TX

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Don't Try This at Home... or Do, I Don't Care

From NOLA.com:
“According to St. Charles Parish Sheriff Greg Champagne, Stephen A. Arceneaux had gathered with friends at a home on Murray Hill Drive to watch the pay-per-view event “Wrestlemania 28″ on television when he and a 14-year-old cousin began to wrestle on an inflated mattress on the floor. The juvenile, who is 5 feet, 6 inches tall and weighs 110 pounds, placed his arm around the neck of Arceneaux, who was 5 feet, 10 inches tall and weighed 220 pounds, in a move commonly known as a “rear naked choke hold” for 30 to 40 seconds.
Witnesses reported that Arceneaux said he would not give up or “tap out.”
But at some point, someone noticed that Arceneaux was turning blue and told the youngster to release the hold. When he did, witnesses realized that Arceneaux had stopped breathing and dialed 911, shortly after 10 p.m.
Arceneaux’s girlfriend tried to revive him with CPR. He was transported to St. Charles Parish Hospital, where he was pronounced dead.
Champagne said the investigation is continuing. No arrests have been made.”

That dude will never know who's better,

The Rock or Cena

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Good or Bad, Mania Always has a Story...




this year was no different...

countdown to XXX is close