my time with the Gentleman is coming to an end real soon
we did 7 months together
Sharpie has already moved in with us and the three of us are all together for this last month
In August Sharpie and I will be roommates
this has been about 4 or 5 years in the making so it's very exciting
with my time being Gentleman's roommate I have to admit
it hasn't been a highlight of my life in any way
it's not Gentleman's fault
he is a funny, quirky guy
it's like having a cartoon as a roommate
it's mostly me
the Gentleman drinks alot and I think I'm starting to curb my wild nights
I've spent more time in my room reading while he has company
I've very particular who I drink with these days
I miss living alone to be honest
also I've been flat broke and that's no fun at all
when you're that broke you have very little options
so you can get stuck being a prisoner in your own house
since Gentleman is in the same boat he's more like a cell mate than a roommate
and like when I was in jail I just want to do my time and get out
again this is so unfair to Gentleman because he was a part of my worst days in Austin
but considering how little we had I guess we made the best of it
I can't say that we clicked that well either
I could never shake the feeling that he was someone else's friend and not mine
I guess there was a degree of unfamliarity
but he does enter that realm of being my roommate now
and it does take a special someone to do that
I'll always treat him like that
going into this new situation with Sharpie is already off to a nice start
Sharpie is family
I kinda have been living with him for the past 5 years anyway
I'm now full time
ha both at my job and with Sharpie
so hopefully the money won't be so tight
and I get weekends off
this will be my last year in TX so I couldn't think of another person, other than my other brother Rube, that I'd rather end it with
so now to tell a story that explains the title:
the other night I was hanging out with Gentleman drinking
we were both completely hammered
I was cracking him up pretty good
at one point he took a drink from his beer and I made him laugh hard
he couldn't swallow his beer
and he didn't want to spit it out
but he was cracking up silently
he had his feet on the table in front of the couch
so his ass was kinda pointing out
he then started farting
and because he was cracking up he was moving up in down like he was laughing
and his farts had pauses in them like they were laughs
I made a grown man laugh out of his ass
I told him I'd never seen that before
when he recovered he said He'd never done that before
