I'd Like to Apologize in Advance for this Post

this post is a mature situation

you've been warned

That's a Mature Situation

Market Days

So, about two weeks ago Kate the Great calls me up on a Sat and tells me she wants to do some daytime drinking

so, we stop at the liquor store and buy a pouch of rum punch

all you need is a cup of ice and you're good to go

you should look into it

so, we get our drinks and head downtown

Kate is already high as balls when she picks me up

Man This Cracked Me Up for some Reason

Badly Taxidermied Animals

New School Vs Old School

Ok, let me set the scence

it's the weekend

Friday to be specific

What can I say? I'm a sucker for a good beat.

"There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there." -American Psycho

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