Arctic Monkeys - Do I Wanna Know? (Official Video)

Hey, Let's Talk About Raptor!!! (from Cobra)

So at lunch today here in beautiful Austin TX, I came across a toy store

it had a bunch of toys from the 80's

they had a lot of G.I. Joe toys for sale

I came across my second favorite Cobra character

this guy

I had to look him up since I didn't remember his name

this is Raptor

He's an accountant (obviously)

and to a lesser extent,a falconer

He also died from botulism

that's the gospel

look it up

The Ryan Quinn Incident

I'm trying to get back into writing more stories on this thing 

My new phone flashes pictures of my contacts and friends

a picture of a guy that I know flashed and I was reminded of a pretty good story

as usual

the following is true 

it's a Story from the Big V

Batman: Arkham Origins - TV Spot

I Think I'm in Love...

Benito, I'm Sorry...

So, recently I lost my phone and all my contacts

I'm slowly rebuilding my phone list

I get a text from someone I didn't recognize the other day

I asked who it was

they respond, " I watched you piss on Benito's jacket"

and just like that, I was flooded with the memory of one of the worst things I've ever done

and as usual

this is a true fucking story

here it is

Hands Down, the Best Stone Cold Steve Austin Interview I've ever Seen

Kings Of Leon cover Robyn's Dancing On My Own

This Monkey and Caleb above are Making the Same Face

I Came Across a Website Called, "Famous Paintings Improved by Cats"

A Letter From Fred

The Twelves The Twelfth Hour

Big V Tv - San Antonio

Random

The Great American Beer Off VIII - Chapter 7 - Final Montage

Big V Tv - The Great American Beer Off VIII - Chapter 6

Big V Tv-The Great American Beer Off VIII-Chapter 5

Big V Tv- The Great American Beer Off VIII-Chapter 4

Big V Tv-Great American Beer Off VIII-Chapter 3

Big V Tv- Beer Off VIII- Chapter 2

Big V TV- The Great American Beer Off VIII- Chapter One

Charlie Chaplin - Greatest Speech Ever! With Lyrics

Hey, Let's Talk About the Ultimate Warrior!!!

So 2k sports bought out rights to WWE games from the bankrupt THQ

The Great American Beer Off VIII beer list

Here's the updated list
Wild Turkey Bourbon Barrel Stout
a Sam Adams (I forget which one)
Hans Pils
Black Butte Porter
Voodoo Chocolate Peanut Butter Banana Ale
Voodoo Bacon Maple Ale
Firestone Double Jack Ipa
Lagunitas Cappuccino Stout
Sophie Belgian Style Ale
Man O War
Batch 19 Pre-Prohibition style lager
Ballast Point Sculpin Ipa
Mint Ipa
Southern Tier Hop Sun
El Hefe Weizen
Hey Day Belgian style white ale
Old Engine Oil Black ale
Regal Double Pilsner
Mauri Brewing Coconut porter
Crazy Mountain Amber Ale
Lazy Magnolia Southern Pecan Nut Brown Ale
All Day Ipa
and another Ballast Point IPa

Here it is Folks, The Official Great American Beer Off Crest

to quote that black asshole, Sam Jackson
"Hold on to your butts."

Kate Saves Tuna

So, if I ever give a toast for Kate

not only can I thank her for stopping the bleeding

I can also thank her for saving my life

Well Hello There...

So, I've reopened my facebook account and I'm getting hundreds of questions about it

nay, thousands

and since I'm terribly busy, I've decided to list the main 5 reasons why I'm back(looks around to see if anyone bought all that crap)

1. Only a real asshole would delete his facebook page without stopping in once in a while to say hi.
2.It's summertime and the weather is hot. It's the Summer of V.
3. Crazy shirt Saturday
and lastly,
B. The Great American Beer Off VIII

I'm only back till the Summer

I'm gonna leave Facebook again sometime in August

I still can't handle the big Book

that's what we should call it

the big Book

anyway, if I have some fun I might come around every Summer to check on you guys

-V-

This is a Fine Beer...

But, it's kinda hard to find

What Up Mach??

Batman Arkham Origins Trailer Batman vs Deathstroke

v

Alabama Shakes on Big V Tv

Bad Ass Pics of Daft Punk photoshoot

http://www.castleawesome.com/2013/05/09/new-glorious-photos-of-daft-punk-in-the-big-lebowski-house/

Louisiana Day One

It's Portrait Time!

So I was in a conversation at a bar with a chick

I asked her what she had planned for tomorrow

she told me she was going to take a family portrait for her mom

I laughed and asked her if getting hammered the night before a portrait was a good idea

The Undertaker Incident

So, the week of Wrestlemania this year

I found myself in beautiful, downtown San Antonio

I had been to a few speakeasies with my old pals, Travis and Jordan

I was in a pretty good mood by the time we came to the square

My Pics of Austin

on me bike today...

click on them to make them larger...losers

It's Pea!!!

Scoundrels - Sexy Weekend

you know, the music today is pretty alright man

http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-33-most-beautiful-abandoned-places-in-the-world

I've Got Another Pink Floyd Idea Brewing...

these are always epic

this one's no different

stay tuned for the details

So, I've Paid off Smokey...

That's the second truck I've paid off

and now here's something I've never spoken aloud to anyone

I want a Harley next

something like this bad boy

 

Fuck, that's beautiful

Like These Colors...

Source: Alexander on Pinterest

The Story of Oz Part II

So here we are 30 miles from home

driving in the middle of one hellacious thunder storm

and we have a bad wiper

The Story of Oz part I

So, when I went to go see this movie on opening week with my brother Rube and Eric...

but that's not what this post is about

Whoa...

Sweet Jesus, These are Freakin' Hilarious...

It's Time to Run Whenever He-Man is this Worried...

Is That a Huge Beer, or What?

This is the second largest beer I've ever had...
I went over to my friend Gentleman's for a beer...
To me, you're the alien...
I have a baby fetish...
Why am I always the smallest thing in my pictures...
This is my profile pic on Christian Mingle...
I can never run for public office...
Yes officer, I only had a couple of beers...
 In here, it's always Friday...
me yelling to the staff, " I  THOUGHT I ORDERED THE BIG BEER!"
The legal drinking age in Mexico is 12 yrs old with an adult...

Source: mariusu.tumblr.com via BuzzFeed on Pinterest

So, I Went to My Local Credit Union...

since I don't have a regular bank

I had to find a partner of the union I belong to

I walked in an didn't see anybody

all I saw was this

Shout out to Rube for Turning Me On to This...

PS4 - Killzone Shadow Fall Trailer

Man,pick the 720 quality and be excited!!

My One Day as a Pothead...

this is a true story

so, at the end of last year

I wasn't feeling all that great

my body felt, blah

and I couldn't shake it

I figured one of the problems could be my drinking

I did the math

I started drinking heavily at 16

I'm now in my late thirties

so that puts it at 21 years that I've been drinking heavily

April 6, 2014

New Orleans gets to host

first time an anniversary Mania is not back in MSG

I gotta get the Den ready

I'll let it cool down for a year...

*UPDATE*
scratch that, I'm going

Wrestlemania 30 reunion at the den cancelled

Tuesday

A Text from Nicole Labonte...

"I love you so much. I just wanted to say thank you for the den, it really became my escape. Things aren't gonna be half as good without you here. Best there is,best there was and the best there ever will be lol.

Dear, Blogger...

Today I washed my hands before I took a piss

because I was eating pinapple and I didn't want to get my dick sticky

then, I washed my hands after I pissed

because I wasn't finished with the pinapple

 

My Resignation Letter to KAVU Televison...

The best. Many of us have an opinion on what is the best. So few of us know what it feels like to be the best. I am one of few people to have ones' name synonymous with the phrase, "the best." It is with that opening line that I would like to tender my resignation at the Victoria television group.

What's Been Cracking Vincent Up This Week...

Sunday at the Den!!

Kendra Morris "Shine On You Crazy Diamond"

One of Those Nights I Gotta Share

this is New Years Eve as  I recall

my brother, Sharpie woke up in my truck to this text in the morning:
"You are in the parking garaging of the Embassy Suites hotel.
You are on the 4th floor.
take the elevator down to the street
come into the Embassy Suites
take the glass elevator to the 8th floor
 we are in room 808"

so this is what happened

Sunday, Fun Day

So, KAte the great calls me on Sunday

we're both off

she says, "Tuna come over."

so I do

so we're just lounging around her apartment

she asks if  I want to paint a picture

I say yes

she says we should paint monster pictures

I think for a second and tell her I know what I want

I want the monster up close and in the corner

and I want my background to be an ocean, a desert, pyramids, a forest, and outer space

she says, "whoa, that's a lot of elements"

so read more to see the final product

Quemonito vs Zacarias: MASCOTMANIA!

That's so cute....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!