The Wrestlemania of football

I hate the Superbowl

I fucking hate the Superbowl

and here are the reasons

it's like a forced party

even women celebrate the superbowl

it's like a christmas party

it's the one time of the year that some people drink on sunday (but not much)

people who don't throw hardcore parties will have a superbowl party

it's all a bunch of mild fun

anyone that does things mildly is my swore enemy

what I don't get is as a football fan you obviously have your favorite team

well it's the biggest game but only two teams play

so if your team is not in it you're watching a game with two teams you care nothing about

at this point you're just a fan of football

BORING!

the NFL doesn't even make the superbowl special

do you know who does

Dorritos, Pepsi, Taco Bell

it's like the NFL has an awesome pad and thier friends taco bell and Pepsi crashed it and took over the party

I love pro wrestling

and our "superbowl" of wrestling just keeps getting bigger and better every year

well I guess we can't all be titains of drinking or gods among men

ps. while I was in the gym

during the superbowl

someone had left it on the animal channel

they were showing a puppy bowl

just a bunch of puppies frolicking around a pen disguised as a football field

there were a bunch of toys in there too

this thing had announcers and instant replays

here's the best part

this was puppy bowl 5