So Paulie and I went to a midnight release of the major motion picture show, Battleship
Me to Paulie:"When they say, You sunk my BattleShip let's leave."
the movie starts and it's heavy Navy
Paulie: "You think Erik gets to see this movie for free?"
Me: "Nah, they already got him." (sorry E)
me:"RimPac" (giggles)
the aliens show up
me: (shouting) "THIS MOVIE HAS ALIENS???"
the sailors use telescopes to look at the alien ship
me: "What if they had to put quarters each time to use those."
then there was this fucking guy
now before the crowd starts to boo me
allow me to explain
now, I'm just as proud of America as the next guy
I ran the tough mudder and that was all about the wounded warriors
and, it's called the Great American Beer off after all
but, when you put yourself in a movie with this
it's fair game
anyway, you watch the movie and tell me that dude needs to stick to saving the world
and stay outta my shitty sci-fi adventures
Paulie: "Maybe they're good aliens. They're only destroying weapons and reacting toward violence."
Me: "You're telling me the Navy helped make a movie with an anti-war message, (yelling) NAH, FUCK THAT!!!"
they need to use the old time BattleShip towards the end of the movie
they look up at the veterans standing on the ship because they need a crew
me:"they're already tired."
there's a shot of the vets walking up to the stars
me:"what if there was a full on animated Popeye with them."
the Samoan that got his ass kicked in the broiler room by an alien pushes a vending machine out of the way rather forcefully.
me: " Sure you're a badass when it comes to a vending machine. (yelling) YOU GOT YOUR ASS KICKED IN THE BROILER ROOM BY AN ALIEN."
when the movie is over
me to Paul: "Good thing this was a midnight release."
Paule: "Why?"
Me: "cause the recruiting office is closed."
Paulie drops me off and I tell him
"Well Paul I'd hang out some more but I have an early day tomorrow."
Paulie:" What are you doing?"
Me: I'm in a psa with KAte on drinking and driving. We're playing two drunks."
Paulie: "Really? That's cool."
Me: "Yeah, It'll be like those vets in the movie...no acting."
Goodnight everybody
and God Bless America
Me to Paulie:"When they say, You sunk my BattleShip let's leave."
the movie starts and it's heavy Navy
Paulie: "You think Erik gets to see this movie for free?"
Me: "Nah, they already got him." (sorry E)
me:"RimPac" (giggles)
the aliens show up
me: (shouting) "THIS MOVIE HAS ALIENS???"
the sailors use telescopes to look at the alien ship
me: "What if they had to put quarters each time to use those."
then there was this fucking guy
now before the crowd starts to boo me
allow me to explain
now, I'm just as proud of America as the next guy
I ran the tough mudder and that was all about the wounded warriors
and, it's called the Great American Beer off after all
but, when you put yourself in a movie with this
it's fair game
anyway, you watch the movie and tell me that dude needs to stick to saving the world
and stay outta my shitty sci-fi adventures
Paulie: "Maybe they're good aliens. They're only destroying weapons and reacting toward violence."
Me: "You're telling me the Navy helped make a movie with an anti-war message, (yelling) NAH, FUCK THAT!!!"
they need to use the old time BattleShip towards the end of the movie
they look up at the veterans standing on the ship because they need a crew
me:"they're already tired."
there's a shot of the vets walking up to the stars
me:"what if there was a full on animated Popeye with them."
the Samoan that got his ass kicked in the broiler room by an alien pushes a vending machine out of the way rather forcefully.
me: " Sure you're a badass when it comes to a vending machine. (yelling) YOU GOT YOUR ASS KICKED IN THE BROILER ROOM BY AN ALIEN."
when the movie is over
me to Paul: "Good thing this was a midnight release."
Paule: "Why?"
Me: "cause the recruiting office is closed."
Paulie drops me off and I tell him
"Well Paul I'd hang out some more but I have an early day tomorrow."
Paulie:" What are you doing?"
Me: I'm in a psa with KAte on drinking and driving. We're playing two drunks."
Paulie: "Really? That's cool."
Me: "Yeah, It'll be like those vets in the movie...no acting."
Goodnight everybody
and God Bless America
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