III-Drunk, Drugged, and Naked

I have to admit, I kinda like telling some stories I swore I would never tell

so Let's go back to the Summer

and for the benefit of the innocent I won't give out any names on this one

while at work one day, a commercial came out for a swimming pool company

It showed a particular pool at an apartment complex

that pool looked familiar

while watching the commercial I got really quiet while watching it

my co-worker asked me

"are you ok Vince?"

I said,"um..yeah...I think I've been to that pool."

at this time, a memory came flooding over me at that instant

during the summer I was invited to a pool party

but I wasn't told it was a pool party

side note here: if you've ever seen me in shorts consider yourself a dear close personal friend of mine

I NEVER wear shorts

but i do own a pair or two and if told that it was a pool party I would have dressed accordingly

but I didn't

and while everyone was frolicking in the pool I was sitting poolside drinking beer

since I wasn't swimming I was drinking a lot of beer

then it was time to go inside for the BBQ

while inside I continued to drink and not eat

then a crazy roommate comes in full of piss, vinegar,and pills

everyone at this point has been drinking beer and smoking pot

including me which is very rare

at one point this skinny raver roommate starts asking people if they want some Zanax

some people say yes and others decline

the ones that decline he threw a tab into their beer anyway

with or without their knowledge

he did this to everyone but me

so we mingle some more

later I tell him,"you drugged everyone at this party except me."

he says, "My bad, you looked like you were having a good time without this."

I told him, "well I don't want to be rude, hook a brother up."

so he takes a tab and throws it in my beer

it foams and I drink it fast

and after a few minutes I'm under the influence of everything

and I start to get upset that I got left out of the swimming part of the pool party

so I suggest that we all go back down to the pool

except I ask the raver if he has a pair of trunks I could borrow

he does and I change

I'm wearing my original shirt and his trunks

boxers, jeans, socks and shoes stay at the apartment

we go down to the pool and I get some impromtu swimming lessons

I can kinda survive in the water now but under everything I did that night I'm surprised I wasn't swimming on the concrete thinking I was doing a good job

anyway at one point everyone leaves the pool and goes back upstairs

I'm now swimming alone and think I've had enough

so I get out and for some reason I take my shirt and shorts off and wrap a towel around me

except for the towel I'm only wearing a smile and some bloodshot eyes

when trying to leave the pool I remember that the girl that lived there had trouble opening the gate to the pool

so I couldn't be bothered with it

I've been known to do a mean flip over trucks, walls, gates, fences, and people

but I'm not usually in this condition whenever I do that

so I flip over the gate and I land ugly

the ground came up much faster than I realize and I stun myself with my fall

I stand up and realize that during that botched flip, my towel came off

and I'm rolling on the ground buck naked

and stand up in my birthday suit

I calmy snatch the towel and kinda walk off holding it next to me before putting it back on

I wonder if there was a family waiting to get in the gate during all of this

I personally would have love to see what this looked like from afar

whenever I get back upstairs I yell at everyone for leaving me down there

I borrow some big ass baggy clothes and make my way home

back at the station in present day my co-worker asks me,"really?" (in response to me recognizing the pool and telling her I think I've been there before)

Me:"yeah, there's a funny story about that..."