I often roll stop signs
this story is what I always think of whenever I do that
so a few years ago, I was on a road trip to San Marcos
the guy I was riding with was especially paranoid on this trip because he had missed a few paments on a dui he had
a few days ago he went to jail because he drove off and forgot to put his headlights on
and was taken to jail because that missed payment showed up on his record
now he had his license revoked
but he still insisted in not only coming with me out of town but he wanted to drive in his car
so we get to San Marcos and take a pitstop at a gas station
now, I had promised to stay out of trouble but I did not promise to not drink
so at the store I bought an 18 pack of Bud
somehow I was able to buy, and put the 18 pack in the backseat behind my passenger seat without this guy seeing this
so we take off and come to a stop sign
the guy rolls the stop sign and boom, a cop shows up
we pull over and wait for the cop to come up to the window
the guy is freaking out and is telling me not to start anything
the cop comes up to the window,says u guys rolled the stop sign, where you headed, where you from? blah blah blah
he takes the license and insurance and goes back to his car
my friend is freaking out
he's just waiting for a hit on his license
since it's been revoked
the cop comes back and asks where we're going again
my friend says, "We're going to a friend's house."
the cop asks, "you guys gonna do some drinking?"
he says, "no sir, just hanging out."
cop asks, "well what's the 18 pack for?"
my friend looks at the back seat behind me
stares at the 18 pack
then stares at me
and he had to have seen something like this when he looked at me
I am honestly laughing in the passenger seat
my friend says, "I didn't know that was back there."
the cop stares at me and smiles
he tells us not to run stop signs anymore and to be careful
"Yes sir yes sir!"
my friend probably sweated away 5 pounds
and I got a pretty funny story to think about whenever I roll stop signs
this story is what I always think of whenever I do that
so a few years ago, I was on a road trip to San Marcos
the guy I was riding with was especially paranoid on this trip because he had missed a few paments on a dui he had
a few days ago he went to jail because he drove off and forgot to put his headlights on
and was taken to jail because that missed payment showed up on his record
now he had his license revoked
but he still insisted in not only coming with me out of town but he wanted to drive in his car
so we get to San Marcos and take a pitstop at a gas station
now, I had promised to stay out of trouble but I did not promise to not drink
so at the store I bought an 18 pack of Bud
somehow I was able to buy, and put the 18 pack in the backseat behind my passenger seat without this guy seeing this
so we take off and come to a stop sign
the guy rolls the stop sign and boom, a cop shows up
we pull over and wait for the cop to come up to the window
the guy is freaking out and is telling me not to start anything
the cop comes up to the window,says u guys rolled the stop sign, where you headed, where you from? blah blah blah
he takes the license and insurance and goes back to his car
my friend is freaking out
he's just waiting for a hit on his license
since it's been revoked
the cop comes back and asks where we're going again
my friend says, "We're going to a friend's house."
the cop asks, "you guys gonna do some drinking?"
he says, "no sir, just hanging out."
cop asks, "well what's the 18 pack for?"
my friend looks at the back seat behind me
stares at the 18 pack
then stares at me
and he had to have seen something like this when he looked at me
I am honestly laughing in the passenger seat
my friend says, "I didn't know that was back there."
the cop stares at me and smiles
he tells us not to run stop signs anymore and to be careful
"Yes sir yes sir!"
my friend probably sweated away 5 pounds
and I got a pretty funny story to think about whenever I roll stop signs
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