Our First Job of babysitting

So my Goddaughter was born on August 23 2009

Her name is Hayley Claire Bogard

this is my first time being a Godfather

Kate is the Godmother and I'm Co-Godfather with Sharpie

and I'm very proud because I'm with good peoples

I drove to the hospital in Kileen on the Sunday she was born

it was on base there at Ft Hood

I could only stay about an hour but was happy to go and I took a few pictures with my cell phone

A few days later I went back with Kate

We all went out to eat with the Bogards

at the resturant Carrie tells me, " oh hey I, need to look at the pictures you took on your phone to see if I'm wearing my wedding ring."

they haven't been able to find the ring since they were at the hospital

I say sure and Carrie says she'll look after we eat

when we're done we head over to a tattoo parlor where tyler is going to get a new tat

while he's getting signed up, Carrie is feeding little Hayley in the car

so Kate and I go to a sex shop in the same shopping square

we are both looking for the butt plugs, cause we think butt plugs are hilarious

but we can't find them

we do find ... now stay with me on this... a recreation of the gut and pussy area of a fat porn star for you to fuck

I don't think I've ever used that phrase before, "for you to fuck"

ha ha anyway, I couldn't resist

I had to take a picture of it on my phone

Kate and I then split up and looked around

there's dildos, vibrators, porn dvd's, anal beads, fleshlights, blowup dolls, a complete lower section of a man with a hard on in the front for you to hang your hat on and his ass in the back

for you to fuck

anyway, while on the phone with my mom (ha ha ha ha this is true) I find the butt plugs

I hang up and go find Kate

I see Kate and am about to yell, "Kate I found the butt plugs!"

but just then the doors rings open and a woman pops her head in and asks "is it alright if I bring my baby in here?"

no, it's not Carrie (some people have asked me that)

I then see Kate quickly look around for me

when we see each other we have this conversation just with our eyes, "Tuna did you hear that?"

"Yes Cake, I did" (Oh yeah I've been calling Kate, Cake for some reason now)

we both crack up

we then leave and go find Carrie and Tyler and Hayley in the tat shop

while there I show Carrie the picture of the large vagina

she looks at it and laughs

then says," oh hey can I look at those pictures you took at the hospital?"

I then say," yeah just hit down, they're under the fat pussy"

Tyler (who's leaning back in a chair with Haley on his chest) looks up at me and laughs

then they call Tyler over and to begin

Carrie wants to go with him so she asks Kate to watch the baby

I stay too and say I'm there in case a fire or something happens cause Kate has the baby thing under control

So our first babysitting gig was in a tattoo parlor and involved a sex shop, butt plugs, and a fat pussy

and to think, I only have to wait 18 years to tell Haley this story

maybe longer

anyway, welcome to the Family Hayley

Love,
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Your Godfather